smogoncc:

First look at Yayakoma’s evolutions.

[whispers] I’ve never watched Eurovision in my life.

“eurovision”

Once again there was nothing to do in work and no managers were in and I ended up making two new friends (who I am going on a roadtrip with next week) and spent my entire shift on the music and video desk reading the synopses of all of the films and writing a list of which ones I should download ^.^ a perfect last shift!

I actually finished at 9pm but my two new friends (I know, it feels weird) and I sat outside the colleague entrance chatting for nearly 2 1/2 hours!

I like thinking about how dinosaurs probably looked nothing like we imagine them to. They wouldn’t have all been thin, skeletal, monstrosities but likely a lot of them would have been freaking adorable lil tubby things with fuzzy fur and big bellies. I mean, if you look at the skeletal system of any animal then it looks harsh and intimidating. 

Imagine how different Jurassic Park would be if all the dinosaurs looked like big hedgehogs or puppies.

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Actually, if I lose 20lbs there is more room for angel in my personal bubble that is currently being taken up by fat. So I’ll be even more of an angel! Thank you for your comments but I’ve never liked my nose and I’ve had this conversation with my boyf a lot but I’d rather I liked my nose and felt confident about it than anyone else did. And I am v sorry but I cannot promise not to poop in my living room. Sometimes getting up and walking to the loo is too much effort. I have things to watch and games to play ^.^

(also I’m keeping your other message in my inbox b/c it was v sweet)

11. Last three things you had to drink?: I just had a sip of Jack’s bubbleburst flavour rockstar b/c I’ve been in work all day and I feel like my throat is stuck together; I had some orange and grapefruit juice to take my medicine this morning and I accidentally poured it all over my pants; and before that I can’t remember. (I’m so bad at remembering to drink and I get super dehydrated)

32: Are you wearing socks?: yesss, one white and one pink. they’re from a big set so technically they do sort of match.

40: Will you sing today?: I sing p much constantly when I’m in a good mood but the day’s nearly over and I’m sad so probably not.

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?: yes! my sister said a lot of very mean things to me one time so I slapped her in the face and then she pulled me to the floor by my hair and kicked me in the ribs and that’s the only fight I’ve ever been in and I don’t think it counts because I didn’t really fight back I just whimpered.

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ahhh I hate it when people say “what’s up” or “you alright?” as a greeting because I never know how to respond!!

my old manager always used to do it and he intimidated me so bad that I’d end up just going red and mumbling things that weren’t words and walking away quickly. the last time I spoke to him he said “you alright” and I said “HIP” (a combination of hi and yep) and ran away! that was nearly a year ago and I’m still embarrassed.

thefrogman:

Pictures for sad children by John Campbell [website | store]

I tried to google “how to stop aging” but the stupid thing corrected it to “how to stop aging in the sims 3” and for some reason that made me really mad and I told google to fuck off.

I’m sorry google.

I’ve been ill for a few months but I’ve been putting off going to the doctors because I can’t describe my symptoms without it sounding really stupid :c